likes: alcoholic beverages, reptilian breeding habits, sewing woolen underwear, putting the "down" in down-syndrome,
yu-gi-oh!, haggis
dislikes: AA meetings, "when me toof falls out" - addie, when the woolen underwear irritates her
genital herpes, getting brainwashed by boohbah,
file comment: "Mary had a little haggis, it's fleece was white as
haggis"
current position in the Cano factory: Angus - office clown in charge of all humiliating jokes directed at Shamus,
also makes the odd can here and there
journal:
Everybody run, the Homecoming Queen's got a gun
