Q: why was the dirty old man so dirty?
A: because he spent all his showering money on booze and kiddie porn!
Q: why did the old man suck balls for money?
A: so he could buy cheap crack!
Q: why did the old man cross the road?
A: cause he thought he saw a sign that said "free beer"
Q: what was the old mans dying wish?
A: "I wish I was dead"!
Q: why was the old man so pissed off?
A: cause he realised he was an old man!
Q: why did the feeble old man wet his pants?
A: cause he knew that he was so old no one would care!
Q: how many old men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: two! one to supply a younger family member to do the job and one to stand around telling war stories!
You'll LOL untill you *crying emote*!
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